\n – Ona k\u00f6m\u0259k ets\u0259k, \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcz d\u0259 \u00f6l\u0259rik, \u2013 dedi\u2026<\/strong><\/span>
\nAncaq s\u0259yyah bu adam\u0131 qar\u0131n, buzun i\u00e7ind\u0259 qoyub getm\u0259y\u0259 raz\u0131 olmad\u0131. Yolda\u015f\u0131 uzaqla\u015fandan sonra adam\u0131 k\u00fcr\u0259yin\u0259 ald\u0131. \u00c7ox \u00e7\u0259tin d\u0259 olsa, adam\u0131 aparmaqda davam edirdi. Bu vaxt s\u0259yyah\u0131n b\u0259d\u0259nind\u0259n y\u00fcks\u0259l\u0259n h\u0259rar\u0259t adam\u0131n b\u0259d\u0259nini isitdi v\u0259 \u00e7ox ke\u00e7m\u0259mi\u015f adam \u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 g\u0259ldi. Art\u0131q bir azdan ikisi d\u0259 yan-yana getm\u0259y\u0259 ba\u015flam\u0131\u015fd\u0131lar. Yolda\u015flar\u0131na \u00e7atanda is\u0259 onun \u00f6ld\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6rd\u00fcl\u0259r. \u00c7\u00fcnki soyuqdan donmu\u015fdu\u2026<\/p>\n
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Qeyri-adi \u201czarafat\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n “General Elektrik\u201d \u015firk\u0259tind\u0259 \u00e7ox geni\u015f yay\u0131lm\u0131\u015f bir zarafat var idi. \u015eirk\u0259t\u0259 yeni bir i\u015f\u00e7i q\u0259bul ed\u0259nd\u0259 o i\u015f\u00e7iy\u0259 a\u011f i\u015f\u0131q yayan bir lampa d\u00fcz\u0259ltm\u0259yi \u015f\u0259rt qoyurdular. T\u0259bii ki, \u015firk\u0259tin i\u015f\u00e7il\u0259ri bel\u0259 bir lampan\u0131 d\u00fcz\u0259ltm\u0259k m\u00fcmk\u00fcn olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilirdil\u0259r. Ancaq yen\u0259 d\u0259 yeni g\u0259l\u0259n i\u015f\u00e7i laboratoriyada s\u0131rf bu i\u015f\u0259 vaxt itirsin dey\u0259 v\u0259 sonra da a\u011f bayraq qald\u0131rs\u0131n dey\u0259, zarafatlar\u0131ndan qalm\u0131rd\u0131lar. Yeni i\u015f\u00e7il\u0259r is\u0259 bel\u0259 bir lampan\u0131 d\u00fcz\u0259ltm\u0259k m\u00fcmk\u00fcn olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilmir v\u0259 b\u00f6y\u00fck bir h\u0259v\u0259sl\u0259 i\u015f\u0259 giri\u015firdil\u0259r. Ancaq apard\u0131qlar\u0131 t\u0259cr\u00fcb\u0259l\u0259rin bir n\u0259tic\u0259 verm\u0259diyini g\u00f6r\u0259nd\u0259 insan fitr\u0259tin\u0259 uy\u011fun olaraq \u201cM\u0259n bacarmaram!\u201d yolunu se\u00e7ir v\u0259 t\u0259cr\u00fcb\u0259l\u0259rin\u0259 son qoyurdular. Ancaq bu i\u015f\u00e7il\u0259rd\u0259n yaln\u0131z biri, y\u0259ni Marvin Pipkin \u201cM\u0259n bacarmaram!\u201d yolu \u0259v\u0259zin\u0259 \u201cM\u0259n bacararam!\u201d yolunu se\u00e7di v\u0259 gec\u0259sini g\u00fcnd\u00fcz\u00fcn\u0259 qataraq a\u011f i\u015f\u0131q yayan m\u0259\u015fhur fluoressent lampas\u0131n\u0131 k\u0259\u015ff etdi. Y\u0259qin ki, \u015f\u0259rh\u0259 ehtiyac yoxdur\u2026<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n H\u0259y\u0259can v\u0259 qorxunun f\u0259rqi<\/strong><\/p>\n G\u0259nc bir qa\u00e7\u0131\u015f idman\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 yar\u0131\u015fdan \u0259vv\u0259l \u00e7ox h\u0259y\u0259canl\u0131 idi. Buna g\u00f6r\u0259 d\u0259, m\u0259\u015fq\u00e7isin\u0259 \u00e7ox qorxdu\u011funu dedi. M\u0259\u015fq\u00e7isi is\u0259 ona: \u201cS\u0259n qorxmursan, sad\u0259c\u0259 olaraq h\u0259y\u0259canlan\u0131rsan. Bu ikisinin aras\u0131nda \u00e7ox f\u0259rq var\u201d, \u2013 dey\u0259 cavab verdi. Sonra da bu \u201chadis\u0259ni\u201d dan\u0131\u015fd\u0131: \u201cBir n\u0259f\u0259r cibind\u0259 100 dollar bir yem\u0259kxanaya girir v\u0259 100 dollarl\u0131q yem\u0259k sifari\u015f verir. Bu adam h\u0259y\u0259canlan\u0131r. \u00c7\u00fcnki \u00e7ox bahal\u0131 bir yem\u0259k yey\u0259c\u0259k, ancaq cibind\u0259 100 dollar var. \u0130ndi is\u0259 qorxuya g\u0259l\u0259k. Bir n\u0259f\u0259r cibind\u0259 1 dollar bir yem\u0259kxanaya girir v\u0259 100 dollarl\u0131q yem\u0259k sifari\u015f verir. Bu adam qorxur. \u00c7\u00fcnki \u00e7ox bahal\u0131 bir yem\u0259k yey\u0259c\u0259k, ancaq cibind\u0259 100 dollar yoxdur\u201d\u2026 ***<\/p>\n Napoleonun \u201cm\u00fcharib\u0259si\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n H\u0259rbi m\u0259kt\u0259bd\u0259 yolda\u015flar\u0131 Napoleon Bonaparta boyu q\u0131sa oldu\u011fu \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn h\u0259mi\u015f\u0259 s\u00f6z at\u0131r v\u0259:<\/strong><\/span> <\/p>\n M\u0259nb\u0259: “Ail\u0259m” jurnal\u0131.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" *** Bir s\u0259yyah ba\u015fqa bir s\u0259yyah yolda\u015f\u0131 il\u0259 Himalay da\u011flar\u0131n\u0131n y\u00fcks\u0259kl\u0259rind\u0259ki bir ke\u00e7idd\u0259n ke\u00e7irdil\u0259r. Bu vaxt qar \u00fcz\u0259rind\u0259 hals\u0131z yatan bir adamla qar\u015f\u0131la\u015fd\u0131lar. S\u0259yyah adama k\u00f6m\u0259k etm\u0259k ist\u0259di. Ancaq yan\u0131ndak\u0131 yolda\u015f\u0131 etiraz etdi. V\u0259 h\u0259l\u0259 \u00fcst\u0259lik: – Ona k\u00f6m\u0259k ets\u0259k, \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcz d\u0259 \u00f6l\u0259rik, \u2013 dedi\u2026 Ancaq s\u0259yyah bu adam\u0131 qar\u0131n, buzun i\u00e7ind\u0259 qoyub getm\u0259y\u0259 raz\u0131 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-10029","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-knd"},"yoast_head":"\n
\nBu s\u00f6zl\u0259rd\u0259n sonra qa\u00e7\u0131\u015f idman\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 meydan\u00e7aya \u00e7\u0131xd\u0131 v\u0259 birinci oldu\u2026<\/p>\n
\n – S\u0259n ata min\u0259n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r m\u00fcharib\u0259 qurtarar! \u2013 deyirdil\u0259r.<\/strong><\/span>
\n Napoleon\u0131n cavab\u0131 is\u0259 h\u0259mi\u015f\u0259 haz\u0131r idi:<\/strong><\/span>
\n – M\u0259n m\u00fcharib\u0259 ba\u015flayanda ata minm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259y\u0259m. M\u0259n ata min\u0259nd\u0259 m\u00fcharib\u0259 ba\u015flayacaq!..<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n![\"Napaleon\"](\"http:\/\/www.zerdab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Napoleon-on-Horseback-300x276.jpg\")